Halloween 2026 - first look

They are getting out early

The lid was screwed down until October 31st. It did not hold. The Horror Dumpling Squishies have chewed through the bamboo and they are coming out far sooner than planned.

Same slow-rise squish you already know. Considerably worse manners.

Containment fails in

--Days
--Hours
--Mins
--Secs

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Known escapees

  • Boo Bao

    Phases straight through the bamboo. Leaves a cold spot.

    Still at large

  • Count Dumplula

    Only stirs once the shop lights go out.

    Sighted

  • Wrap Bun

    Three thousand years in the steamer. Still perfectly soft.

    Unwrapping

  • Jack o' Bao

    Grins a little wider every time you squeeze him.

    Glowing

Nothing to buy here yet. Keep an eye on the steamer - and squish something friendlier in the meantime.

Shop the (harmless) dumplings

No dumplings were harmed. Probably.